Steven Colbert (nearly) resigns over Dems win

If you haven't already seen it, you really must watch this killer rant by Steven Colbert.  Here's a part of the transcript:

Woo hoo... The people have spoken, and apparently they're tired of freedom.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not angry.  I'm just disappointed.  I thought that this country would last longer than 230 years.  That's it folks.  America's over.  At this point, we might as well just give it back to the goddamned Indians.  Let's see how they deal with foreign enemies bent on their destruction.

And then later...

Here's your cake terrorist.  Enjoy!   Mmmmmmmmm.  Tastes like surrender.

We were this close to jesus coming back...

You republicans who turned your back on the president are going to have to wander in the desert for the next two years, literally.  Someone's gonna have to replace those troops in Iraq.

And don't think you're off the hook voters, you're the one who made this bed.  Now you're the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it.

Tomorrow you're all going to wake up to a brave new world. A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem cell research lab run by homosexuals doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags.

Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants.  Oh, and everybody's HIGH!  Wooooooooo!

You know what?  I've had it!  You people don't deserve a Republican majority.  Screw this!  I quit!  See ya suckers!  It's too late! No, it's too late.

[Steven walks out of the studio]

Awesome...