I could move mountains...
I'm normally not all that keen to move extremely heavy and bulky furniture, but after seeing a commercial for the Forearm Forklift Straps, I have a burning desire to get me a pair and find a moving van somewhere in the neighborhood.
I wish I had something to move.
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Him: "What? Do they change the mass of an object and make it weigh less? The laws of physics do not change with arm straps! That can't work!"
Me: "I don't know, but buy them or get your boyfriend to move your shit."
I haven't had to move any other pieces of furniture since.